I’m in church sitting on the second level with my family and every time the hymn gets to Hallelujah the priest levitates off the ground. My sister and I find it especially hilarious and are choking back laughter while pious old ladies cast sideways glances. I notice two white kittens towards the end of the pew and then realize it’s one kitten with two heads. My aunt tells me how she found it in her attic where all the other cats live and I proclaim I will love it unconditionally while I am swinging on a swingset.
