wnyc:

If only they could talk…. Well, now they can

Included in today’s mail—judging from the cover, we’ll all be crushed by giant chess pieces.

Mondays.

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theawl:

kimchibae:

"dick is abundant and low value" i am screaming

Mayday Mayday.

kkludgy:

helloyouhellome:

The Colbert Report: July 29, 2014

Hello sad forever.

He gets it

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Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

Can we have a sleepover and braid each other’s hair? 

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This is what happens when I smoke pot.

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