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The next train arrives in six minutes. (at South Station)

D. All of the above

The Rhetorical Questions of Ina Garten: An Incomplete List ›

roxanegay:

How bad could that be?

How fun is that?

How’s that for easy?

How good does that look?

How good does this look?

Who could turn that down?

Isn’t that great?

Who wouldn’t want that for their birthday?

Who wouldn’t want that for his birthday?

We need a nice cocktail for breakfast, don’t we?

Who wouldn’t like that for breakfast?

909miles:

"Stand the fuck back I have three minutes to do the other eye" 

AKA STORY OF MY LIFE

mondrn:

Jenny Holzer

(via ohsymantha)

theweekmagazine:

Teen petitions to user laser cat photo as senior portrait

My hometown—go, Schenectady!

aaronburch:

thesorrowsofgin:

1985 Wagoneer Sport.

I want to live in Wagoneer Sport ads from the 80s.

ditto

(via yungbiden)

megsnotplural:

herbalessences:

If you’ve ever dreamed of starring in your own shampoo commercial as a computer-generated voice, then Herbal Dubs is for you. It launches today, so head to www.herbaldubs.com and record your own video.

Hi, this is the lip dubbing thing I made that lets you make Herbal Essences actresses say whatever weird/sentimental/perverse thing you want. 

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